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OXFORD, Ohio — Miami University officials didn't want to
see that much of G. Roger Davis. But the music professor says
the
school violated his constitutional rights by forbidding him
to wear a thong at the campus swimming pool. Davis sued the
university's board of trustees, asking U.S. District Judge
Herman Weber to order the school to let him wear the swimsuit of
his choice. He is seeking unspecified compensatory damages, plus
attorney fees.
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