Three young men in Oklahoma were enjoying the coming fourth
of July holiday and wanted to
apparently test fire some
fireworks. Their only real problem was that their launch pad and
seating arrangements were atop a several-hundred-thousand-gallon
fuel distillation storage tank. Oddly enough, some fumes were
ignited, producing a fireball seen for Miles and miles. They
were launched, no doubt, countless thousands of feet into the
air and were found dead 250 yards from their respective
seats.
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Social Darwinism
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(03.18.2001 3:08:32 PM EST)
Hey Jimbob lets climb on top of that FUEL tank and strike a match. Got my vote for Darwin award!!
Picking up some pieces,
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started by
willi
(03.18.2001 1:01:16 AM EST)
there's nothing like going out on a blaze of glory.
AH SHIT
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  started by
disarme
(01.08.2001 7:21:00 AM EST)
UP UP AND AWAY!!!
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