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Electric Ladder

By: PhantomPublished: 03/24/1999
 
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(AP) - Milton R. Hobbs, 35, was without power after the local utility disconnected him, but he thought he could take care of that problem by himself. After drinking "four or five" cans of brewed intelligence, the Centerton, Ark., man climbed an aluminum ladder to get to the distribution wires and connect his house to the lines.

He was rewarded with a 7,620-volt shock which severely burned his hands and wrists. He faces other charges, too: felony criminal mischief, criminal trespass and theft of services.

Criminal charges the guy after he's been through all that? Wow.

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    he should ask bill clinton for a pardon people in arkansas think he is still prez

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