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Condom Thieves

By: PhantomPublished: 03/25/1999
 
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Two teenaged boys in Fuerstenfeldbruck, Germany, too embarrassed to buy condoms openly, went into a gas station with stockings over their heads.

After their purchase they stepped back outside only to be confronted by several policemen, guns drawn, who thought they were robbing the place. The boys, aged 14 and 15, were released after it became clear what was going on.

"This could have ended badly," a police spokesman said.

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    lol @ willi (0 replies)
    started by qwerty40
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    Shy guys........ (0 replies)  
    started by willi
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    put a hood on your head so you can put a hood on your head, that is if you don't get your head blown off, so to speak.

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