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Automatic Condom Machine

By: LuckyPierrePublished: 03/26/1999
 
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A 20-year-old man in Thisted, northwestern Denmark, who bought a condom from a vending machine in a bar got his finger stuck in the dispensing mechanism.

Other bar patrons tried to help, but to no avail. The machine was transported to a repair center -- with the man still attached.

At least he didn't think the machine could put the thing on for him too.

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