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The city of Lexington, Mass., is planning a big celebration
around the 225th anniversary of
the Battle of Lexington, the first
military clash of the U.S.
Revolutionary War.
However, the state's new gun control law
may make
the planned re-enactment of the battle less than authentic.
Antique
weapons such as muskets are not exempt from the law, which
requires
bright orange trigger locks and special licenses in order to
bring
them
out in public.
Requiring the Minutemen to point their
fingers
and yell "Bang bang, you're dead!" will certainly impress
visitors
with
their historical rejection of
governmental tyranny.
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