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Seer Fails To Predict Penis Attack

By: PhantomPublished: 04/04/1999
 
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TAIPEI (Reuters)
The Taiwan fortune-teller never saw it coming. His wife severed his penis and flushed it down a toilet after he refused to end an extramarital affair.

The woman, who turned herself in to police after the incident, told reporters she was furious about her 60-year-old husband's affair and lost control.

She spiked her husband's drink with sleeping pills and used a knife to slash off his sexual organ as he slept, authorities said.

The man's life was not in danger, but doctors said the damage was permanent.

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