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HOUSTON (Reuters)
A group of students have filed suit
against Southern Methodist University seeking
damages for a
computer course that was too hard, an attorney said Wednesday.
All 12 students failed a 1997 course which was supposed to
certify them to work with Microsoft software programs.
``They were told if you could point and click, you could handle
the course. In fact, you needed more prerequisites than that,''
said
attorney Jason Crowson.
The suit seeks to recover the cost of the five-month course and
lost wages because some students quit their jobs to take the
class,
Crowson said.
SMU spokesman Bob Wright said the university had offered the
disgruntled students a second chance at the class, but they
turned
it down.
``That's how it is these days. You fail the class, you sue the
school,'' Wright said.
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bogus story
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started by
Cubfan17
(04.05.2001 8:49:43 PM EST)
SMU is in Dallas and the way news is around here, we would've heard it. This is a bullshit story.
Idiots!
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(04.05.2001 8:08:38 AM EST)
If they payed more attention to
their work instead of homosexual
activity in the classroom, they would of passed. It's hard to read
with cumm stuck on you eyelids!!
Jeez!
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started by
Arbitrator2000
(12.31.2000 1:07:53 AM EST)
I always thought today's youth were stupid, but this takes the cake. I'm sure I don't know the full story, but still, it seems ridiculous on the part of the students.
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