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JERUSALEM (Reuters)
Drivers beware: unsafe sex is a
punishable offence on Israel's highways.
Police said they
had ticketed a driver for driving recklessly
while he had sex with a hitchhiking woman he picked up.
``I saw a naked girl sitting on the driver and they were having
sex,'' a prison guard, who was driving along the same coastal
highway, told Israel's Maariv newspaper.
The guard, who saw the car zigzagging along at a speed of 40 kph
(25 mph), signaled the couple to pull over beside the road and
called traffic police who arrived to find them still naked.
Police said the driver told
them: ``While driving I became
attracted to her. She was a pretty girl and I forgot myself.''
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Well
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Spikeball
(05.02.2001 2:37:04 AM EST)
If youre gonna get a ticket might as well make it worthwhile...
Supercede all Doubt
Great Stuff!!!!
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started by
thediex
(04.09.2001 2:24:34 AM EST)
I only wish there was a pic!
Oh well back to school for me!
deefus
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Anonymous Goofball
(09.02.2000 5:52:03 AM EST)
lucky bastard, I'd love to get a ticket like that instaed of the ones I do get! IUt would make the fine so much less of a pisser.
hello
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Anonymous Goofball
(06.20.2000 9:08:37 AM EST)
i`m very happy to find this site
thks
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