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PRINCETON, N.J. (Reuters)
The Princeton University
Board of Trustees has voted to ban the students'
traditional ``Nude Olympics'' after
this year's event turned
into an alcoholic brawl, The Daily Princetonian
reported Monday.
It said the board voted Saturday to abolish the 30-year-old
annual ritual, in which students gather for a nude
frolic at midnight following the year's first snowfall.
After this year's event, students at the elite Ivy League school
complained of being sexually groped, and more
than a dozen of the 350 participants landed in hospitals with
alcohol poisoning or injuries.
``The trustees find
intolerable the serious risks that this
event poses to our students' health, safety and
well-being and believe it would be irresponsible to permit any
event of this nature to continue,'' the board said in
a statement printed in the student newspaper.
These people got to get the sticks out of their asses.
Nude Frolicing is fun!
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this is sooooo queer
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Anonymous Goofball
(10.06.2000 4:34:32 PM EST)
i neva even read this queer shit i saw it was an article so i scrolled down here to tell u this sucks shit so fuck that shit up the ass mofo
stupid
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Anonymous Goofball
(10.02.2000 11:18:51 PM EST)
If they can't act responsible then they got what they deserved. Nudity really had nothing to do with it, they weren't acting responsible.
last comment is wrong
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robmarine
(09.20.2000 7:09:06 PM EST)
I know you think that the board is stupid for canceling this event but what would you say if it was your girlfriend getting fondled or your boyfriend getting drunk and fondling some other girl. You wouldn't support it then. I understand about keeping tradition but something needs to be done when women or men are getting groped and people are being hospitalized for alcohol poisoning.
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Nude Olympics
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jamiro
(08.10.2000 8:18:13 AM EST)
well, i don`t know about you people but i live in sweden and i`ve seen girls do the freakiest things.
gasol
Who cares?
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sb100
(07.12.2000 9:53:42 AM EST)
Who cares?
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That probably had something to do with the drunken brawl. Who would want to fight a naked guy anyway?
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hmmm
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AtomAnt
(06.30.2000 10:05:47 PM EST)
notice it doesn't say weather the "students" who complained about being groped were male or female. In my experience you can't get many women to do foolish things like that. That probably had something to do with the drunken brawl. Who would want to fight a naked guy anyway?
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