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By: PhantomPublished: 04/26/1999
 
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RIO DE JANEIRO (Reuters)
Brazil has one of the world's worst telephone systems, but Brazilian Francisco de Assis Ferreira Neto stopped complaining the day his cellular telephone connected with a stray bullet headed for his chest.

``This is the lucky telephone. Thanks to it I'm alive,'' Neto, 48, told O Globo newspaper in an interview published Friday.

The taxi driver had been riding a bus in downtown Rio de Janeiro last Tuesday, when a stray bullet from a failed robbery shot through an open window and lodged in the cellular telephone he was carrying inside a leather briefcase under his arm.

``The thief shot and fled. It was then that I felt the impact,'' Neto said.

He looked inside his case and found his cellular telephone twisted out of shape with a 38-caliber bullet wedged between the keypad and the battery.

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