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LONDON (Reuters)
When Pamela Bowers looked out of her
kitchen window she was stunned to see her
border
collie Brenna's doghouse flying through the air -- with the dog
in it.
A freak tornado near Sudbury in eastern England lifted the
kennel and a dozing Brenna about three feet (one meter) in
the air and sent them spinning about 20 feet across the garden,
newspapers reported.
``The flying kennel was the most incredible thing I've ever
seen. I just thought 'the dog's in there','' Bowers was quoted
as saying.
``Luckily Brenna was not seriously hurt... She ran inside and
hid under the
sofa for an hour.''
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