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Hey Brother, Can You Spare An ATM Card?

By: PhantomPublished: 05/10/1999
 
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(Reuters)
An advocate for the homeless in San Francisco, Calif., has proposed that the city's panhandlers be equipped to accept credit cards.

The "Benevolending Box Program" would give credit card readers to street beggars to help them accept donations from passersby.

The program is an "innovative plan, which empowers homeless persons to take responsible action for their lives," said an enthusiastic Mayor Willie Brown.

"It's more than a Band-Aid solution," says Karen Gatter, who thought up the program.

...The American Express Card: Don't Be Homeless Without It.

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    Big Surpirse (0 replies)
    started by krytical13
    (05.10.2001 8:31:51 AM EST)

    Only in the San Fransisco would they that queer.

    Running up bar tabs on credit cards is a good way to find yourself in debt, but also is an excellent way to forget about your creditors.

    fuck u (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (05.10.2001 8:02:10 AM EST)

    fuck u

    What?!? (0 replies)
    started by drfunky
    (12.06.2000 4:07:23 PM EST)

    Brother, can you spare some credit? Where would they have their checks sent to at the end of the month, anyway?

    1st. what the f u c k (0 replies)  
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (07.25.2000 12:31:14 PM EST)

    isn't it illegal to beg for money?

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