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Something Unexpected Emerges From Diaper

By: PhantomPublished: 05/12/1999
 
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LONDON (Reuters)
When Jill Furlough went to check on her sleeping 11-month-old baby Joshua, she was horrified to see green sparks flying out of his diaper.

``I had no idea what was happening and thought he was going to burst into flames,'' Furlough, 31, was quoted as saying by the Express newspaper. ``It was extremely scary and worrying. Joshua seemed to be asleep, oblivious.''

The mother of three, who lives in Lakenheath in eastern England, contacted the diaper makers and was assured it was a small and harmless matter of triboluminescence -- a rare build-up of energy that could be caused by friction, but unlike static electricity did not generate heat.

Despite the reassurance, Furlough has decided to switch to another brand of diaper.

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    haha (0 replies)
    started by pgftball7
    (05.16.2001 7:20:04 PM EST)

    what did that lady feed her kids?

    wierd?? (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (05.16.2001 7:05:52 AM EST)

    weird but not as weird as the ones on
    http://www.geocities.com/mcdade999/index.html

    WHAT THE HELL?!? (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (05.13.2001 3:49:21 AM EST)

    i don't wanna know what that baby was doing to build up friction

    That is strange (0 replies)
    started by sted5
    (05.12.2001 6:02:04 AM EST)

    It would be a great party trick.

    FIRST (0 replies)  
    started by DeaddyBear
    (05.12.2001 1:27:37 AM EST)

    How the hell did green sparks fly out of the diaper. Maybe the mother was abducted by aliens.

    JUST BE GLAD IM NOT YOUR KID

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