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#171 The most sensetive parts of the body are the mouth and the fingertips.
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 Something Unexpected Emerges From Diaper | | By: Phantom | Published: 05/12/1999 | | |  |
| LONDON (Reuters)
When Jill Furlough went to check on
her sleeping
11-month-old baby Joshua, she was horrified
to see green sparks flying out of his diaper.
``I had no idea what was happening and thought he was going
to burst into flames,'' Furlough, 31, was quoted as
saying by the Express newspaper. ``It was extremely scary and
worrying. Joshua seemed to be asleep, oblivious.''
The mother of three, who lives in Lakenheath in eastern
England, contacted the diaper makers and was assured it
was a small and harmless matter of triboluminescence -- a rare
build-up
of energy that could be caused by friction,
but unlike static electricity did not generate heat.
Despite the reassurance, Furlough has decided to switch to
another brand of diaper.
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haha
(0 replies)
started by
pgftball7
(05.16.2001 7:20:04 PM EST)
what did that lady feed her kids?
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wierd??
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(05.16.2001 7:05:52 AM EST)
weird but not as weird as the ones on
http://www.geocities.com/mcdade999/index.html
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WHAT THE HELL?!?
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(05.13.2001 3:49:21 AM EST)
i don't wanna know what that baby was doing to build up friction
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