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	George W. Bush
	"There's too much leaking in Washington. That's just the way it is. And we've had leaks out of the administrative branch, had leaks out of the legislative branch, and out of the executive branch and the legislative branch." —Bush, adding a fourth branch of government while leaving out the third. Source: White House Office of the Press Secretary, "News Release: President Discusses Job Creation With Business Leaders," Sept. 30, 2003

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	"There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets?" — Dick Cavett (mocking the TV-violence debate)

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	#184 The most used letters in the English language are E, T, A, O, I and N.

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	In an episode of The Simpsons, Sideshow Bob's Criminal Number is 24601, the same as the Criminal number of Jean Valjean in Les Miserables.