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You Found A Bottle Where?

By: PhantomPublished: 05/30/1999
 
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TEGUCIGALPA, Honduras (Reuters)
A Honduran fisherman woke up after a drunken binge to find somebody had pushed a 4.4-inch bottle far up his rectum, a doctor said.

Doctors removed the bottle from Jose Lopez's intestine in an operation in the city of San Pedro Sula, some 100 miles north of the capital Tegucigalpa, more than two weeks after it was introduced.

"The foreign matter was stuck in his large intestine. We can't figure out why it rose that high instead of descending," surgeon Reiniery Jimenez told reporters.

Lopez, 43, said he slept in field near his home on April 18 after drinking after drinking a quart of aguardiente, a fiery local spirit. He said he had no idea what had happened until doctors took an X-ray.

"When I woke up the next day I felt something strange which gave me some pain and prevented me from defecating. I didn't feel any pain while I slept," he told Tiempo newspaper. "It was like being pregnant because I felt it moving up or down when I walked or changed my position."

Lopez said he had since given up drink.

Jimenez said the patient was now in stable condition.

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    started by qwerty40
    (05.31.2001 1:37:13 PM EST)

    Drinking buddies can be so cruel sometimes.

    The difference between a sex maniac and a regular maniac is that a regular maniac slits your throat.

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    ...... so that's why the guy ran naked in the streets shouting "Eureeka!".........

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