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A Quickie Now Made Quicker

By: PhantomPublished: 06/04/1999
 
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BOGOTA (Reuters)
A Colombian condom-maker has come up with a garment to help time-pressed lovers have safe sex without even taking their panties off.

The so-called Panty Condom, trumpeted as the first of its kind, consists of lacy panties, in black or white, with an opening in the crotch.

A thin resin membrane stuck to the inside of the underwear stretches like a condom.

Bogota-based manufacturer Natural Sensation launched the condom-with-a-difference at a Bogota hotel late Wednesday.

It is set to retail in Colombian supermarkets and pharmacies for about $3.60, including two spare membranes. The membranes are made of a resin called AT-10 rather than the latex used in traditional condoms.

Inventor Max Abadi said the company aimed to sell 50,000 Panty Condoms this year -- equivalent to about three percent of the national condom market. He is also eyeing what he hopes will be lucrative export markets in Central and South America.

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