"We are in the process of helping them implement a strategy which is was described to us in Aqaba as to how the Palestinian Authority want to reconstitute a security force in order to make sure the terrorists, the haters of peace, those who can't stand freedom do not have their way in the Middle East." —Bush, on smoothing some of the bumps in the road to peace in the Middle East Source: The White House, "President Believes Peace in Middle East is Achievable: Remarks by the President to the Travel Pool," June 15, 2003
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#215 Tennessee banned the use of a lasso to catch fish.
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ATHENS (Reuters)
Angry farmers in Trikala in central
Greece burst through police lines with their pigs to occupy a
bank.
Police failed to prevent the farmers from invading the local
branch office of the Agricultural Bank. Greek television
footage showed weary pigs resting beneath desks.
The farmers were demanding rescheduling of their debts.
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