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"And, most importantly, Alma Powell, secretary of Colin Powell, is with us." —Bush, introducing Alma Powell, wife of Secretary of State Colin Powell Source: Federal News Service, "Remarks by President George W. Bush on FirstAnniversary of the USA Freedom Corps," Jan. 30, 2003
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"When I was in prison I was wrapped up in all those deep books. That Tolstoy crap. People shouldn't read that stuff. When we read these books what purpose does it serve in this day and time?"
—Mike Tyson, Boxer
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#192 Jupiter spins so fast that there is a new sunrise nearly every ten hours.
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so fat she can use Mt. Everest for a dildo.
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Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
A: The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
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 Please Let Me Win Once! | | By: JerryRivers | Published: 07/05/1999 | | |  |
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Hong Kong
- High roller, Frederick Beacham took the life
of blackjack dealer Anna Chong after he lost 46 straight hands.
According to police, Beacham said, "I was betting fairly
heavy... no matter what I did, she found a way to beat me. I'd
get a 19 and she'd get a 20. I'd get a 20, she'd get a 21. It
was totally unreal... Finally I just went crazy and blew that
smile right off of her face... The next thing I knew, the
police
were hauling me to jail. I guess it just wasn't my lucky day."
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The winner of a $1 million lottery scratch ticket may not be so lucky after all: He's a convicted bank robber who isn't supposed to gamble. Timothy Elliott faces a Dec. 7 court hearing over whether he violated his probation when he bought the $10 ticket for the $800 Million Spectacular game at a supermarket in Hyannis.
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Andy Warhol created the Rolling Stone's emblem depicting the big tongue. It first appeared on the cover of the "Sticky Fingers" album.
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