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HELSINKI (Reuters) Finland's interior ministry said it
planned to crack down on rowdy behavior associated with
drunkenness, like shooting, urinating and throwing projectiles.
Senior Inspector Pertti Luntiala told Reuters that although
firing guns in public was already illegal, the ministry wanted
legislation banning projectiles not included in gun control and
hunting laws.
"This includes slingshots, blowpipes, air guns and perhaps
crossbows," he said.
The new law would also outlaw causing a disturbance by loitering
near alcohol stores and stations and carrying items which could
harm others, such as baseball bats.
Finns drink less than Europeans on average but are said to be
more prone to alcohol abuse and alcohol-related violence.
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