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Lover's Penile Implant Lands Woman In Hot Water

By: PhantomPublished: 07/20/1999
 
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NEW YORK (Reuters)
A married woman accused of billing her lover's $15,000 penile implant to her union's insurance by claiming he was her husband pleaded not guilty Monday to fraud and forgery charges.

The plot unraveled when the woman's unsuspecting husband opened bills and correspondence from the hospital and the urologist, prosecutors said.

Jeane Lewis, 43, and her boyfriend, Andre Dovilas, 44, a native of Haiti, who were released without bail in Manhattan Supreme Court, face up to seven years in prison if convicted.

According to the criminal complaint, Lewis took her boyfriend to urologist Bruce Stone for injection therapy for penile dysfunction in July 1998, introducing him as her husband, Steve Lewis.

Dovilas signed the assignment of benefits insurance form for eight visits, which Stone used to obtain payment.

In December it became apparent that Viagra and the injection therapy were working too well because Dovilas' penis was perpetually erect. He then underwent a penile implant operation at Columbia Presbyterian Hospital.

Steve Lewis notified officials that he did not know Stone and had never been treated by him for a penile dysfunction. He also tipped off his wife's union, Local 1199, which represents and insures health care workers, and the police.

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    started by o0maxpower0o
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    Okay, she left her husband for a man with erectile dysfunction....
    How bad, then, is her husband?

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    started by some1dude
    (07.17.2000 4:20:15 AM EST)

    that poor boyfriend... now everyone knows.

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