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	George W. Bush
	"A free, peaceful Zimbabwe has got the capacity to deliver a lot of goods and services which are needed on this continent in order to help aleve suffering." —Bush, making a plug for "Aleve" pain reliever in speaking about alleviating suffering in Africa Source: The White House, "President Bush Discusses U.S.-Africa Partnership from South Africa, Press Availability with President Bush and President Mbeki of South Africa," July 9, 2003

	Random Quote
	"He treats us like men. He lets us wear earrings." — Torrin Polk, University of Houston receiver, on his coach, John Jenkins. (1991)

	Snapple Facts
	#158 The first MTV video was "Video Killed the Radio Star," by the Buggles.

	Yo Mama ...
	is so slutty she has Trojan written on her gumline.

	One Liners
	Q: Why is it impossible for a woman to find a man who is caring, sensitive, and also good-looking? A: All those men already have boyfriends.

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	Big Winner to Become Big Loser The winner of a $1 million lottery scratch ticket may not be so lucky after all: He's a convicted bank robber who isn't supposed to gamble. Timothy Elliott faces a Dec. 7 court hearing over whether he violated his probation when he bought the $10 ticket for the $800 Million Spectacular game at a supermarket in Hyannis. 11.29.2007 Man Caught Trying To Have Sex With Bicycle They used a master key to unlock the door and they then observed the accused wearing only a white T-shirt, naked from the waist down. The accused was holding the bike and moving his hips back and forth as if to simulate sex." 11.19.2007 Homeless Man Dresses In Women’s Underwear, Takes Snooze At Store Joplin, Mo- Employees of Kohl’s department store in ... 11.18.2007 Thank You Science Researchers at Granada University in Spain said drinking beer after strenuous physical activity can be beneficial for the body. The scientists said their study found beer can help dehydrated people retain liquid better than water alone ... 11.03.2007

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	PS3's Are Too Big We all know that Playstation 3 is out and getting ... 11.23.2006 Califoria Couple Calls For Orgasm For Peace Two peace activists have planned a massive anti-war demonstration for the first day of winter. But they don't want you marching in the streets. They'd much rather you just stay home. 11.22.2006 Brit Burns Bum With Firecracker A 22-year-old man suffered internal injuries ... 11.10.2006 Burglar Robs Surveillance Camera Store In the long and noble history of the world's most ... 11.07.2006

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	Always postpone meetings with time wasting morons

	Goofball Facts
	"Eat like a bird?" Many birds eat twice their weight a day. Source: "Knowledge in a Nutshell"