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Piranha Fished Out Of Texas Lake

By: PhantomPublished: 07/29/1999
 
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DALLAS (Reuters)
A Texas teenager who went out fishing came back with an unexpected catch, an 11-inch (27-cm) piranha, a local newspaper reported Friday.

Quinton Crocker reeled in the sharp-toothed carnivore, which is native to South American rivers but not anywhere in North America, in Stillhouse Hollow lake, a large central Texas reservoir near the town of Killeen.

"I've lived here all my life and never seen one of these," the 15-year-old told the Killeen Daily Herald. "It was different catching one. I didn't really know what to expect."

Officials said the fish was most likely released into the wild after getting too big for some owner's aquarium.

They said there could be other piranhas from the same source and they could even spawn, but the next cold winter would kill them off.

"Are these dangerous for bathers and swimmers? No," Norman Williams, a zoologist and chairman of the Department of Sciences at Central Texas College, told the newspaper.

"The stories of piranha attacks are grossly exaggerated by Hollywood," said Williams, who identified Crocker's catch.

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    What a fish story. (0 replies)
    started by Surrealman
    (01.24.2001 12:01:09 PM EST)

    Yeah that's a good fishing story but if when I go to Minnisota I catch Northern Pike and Walley that
    could eat small pets.

    That was O.K.!!!

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    started by tattoocouple
    (06.26.2000 4:47:33 PM EST)

    he used his little brother as bait !!!

    duh is this for real ?

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