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Crocodiles A 'Water Hazard' For Australian Golfers

By: PhantomPublished: 08/09/1999
 
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SYDNEY (Reuters) -
Golfers at one of Australia's most exclusive tropical resorts are taking the course's "water hazard'' warnings literally now that crocodiles have taken up residence.

Several crocodiles have staked their claim to the waterholes of the Sheraton Mirage golf course at Port Douglas in far north Queensland state, resort spokesman Greg Finlay said Wednesday.

But resort staff said the small crocodiles, about three feet in length, are moved before they get too big and that golfers are warned of the lethal water hazard.

"Crocodiles eat the equivalent of a chicken a day, so although there's plenty of birds around the resort to feed them, there is still some danger,'' Finlay told Reuters.

Finlay said no golfers had been attacked.

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