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"We're expediting the administrative appeals process, so that disputes over projects are resolved quickly. In other words, not everybody agrees with thinning, there will objections. But we want those objections to be heard, of course—every citizen needs to hear a voice." —Bush, hearing voices in Summerhaven, Ariz. Source: The White House, "President Bush Promotes Healthy Forests in Arizona," Aug. 11, 2003
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"The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular?"
—David Sarnoff's associates in response to his urgings for investment in the radio in the 1920s.
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#187 There are over 61,000 pizzerias in the U.S.
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was in church with a tee-shirt on that said "WHO FARTED?"
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Q. How is Bin Laden like Fred Flintstone?
A. They both look out their window and see Rubble.
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 Filipinos Urged To Suppress Their, Uh, Urges | | By: Phantom | Published: 08/14/1999 | | |  |
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MANILA (Reuters) -
Overwhelmed by the number of children at a crowded
subsidized housing project, President Joseph Estrada told
Filipinos they should suppress their urges.
"Frankly, perhaps we are having some difficulty making houses
because we're too preoccupied making babies,'' Estrada said when
he visited beneficiaries of a housing project for squatters in
Kalookan City, a suburb of Manila.
"There are too many children here, maybe we should suppress our
urges a little bit,'' he added.
Estrada's nation of 74 million people is swelled by 195 births
every hour. Its population grows 2.3 percent each year.
Estrada urged families in the area to seek a livelihood to
improve their lives.
"There is a saying that goes 'Do your best and God will do the
rest', but I think that didn't mean do your best in making
children, but in seeking livelihood opportunities,'' he said.
It was the closest Estrada has yet come to endorsing family
planning, a controversial topic in the mainly Roman Catholic
nation because of strong disapproval by the powerful church.
The father of 10 and himself one of 10 siblings, Estrada has
expressed concern about the rapid growth in the country's
population, but has said any population control program must
have the approval of the church.
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Four people played Darth Vader: David Prowse was his body, James Earl Jones did the voice, Sebastian Shaw was his face and a fourth person did the breathing.
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