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"He has certainly earned a reputation as a fantastic mayor, because the results speak for themselves. I mean, New York's a safer place for him to be."-On Rudy Giuliani, The Edge With Paula Zahn, May 18, 2000
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"Mars is essentially in the same orbit... Mars is somewhat the same distance from the Sun, which is very important. We have seen pictures where there are canals, we believe, and water. If there is water, that means there is oxygen. If oxygen, that means we can breathe."
— Vice President Dan Quayle, 8/11/89
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#90 The average raindrop falls at 7mph.
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is so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."
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Q: What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies?
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 Worker Wins Compensation For Being Promoted | | By: Phantom | Published: 08/16/1999 | | |  |
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BIRMINGHAM, England (Reuters) -
A British office worker was awarded more than $100,000
in compensation for job-related stress because she became
depressed after being promoted against her will.
Former Birmingham City clerical worker Beverley Lancaster, 44,
retired on health grounds after being appointed to a more senior
post, a court heard. She said the city council broke promises to
offer her training and support for the senior job, for which she
had no experience or qualifications.
After being promoted in 1993, she was repeatedly off sick before
she retired in 1997. Judge Frances Kirkham said she agreed that
Lancaster's job had led to psychiatric illness.
After the hearing Monday, Lancaster said: "I should still be
working. My employers should have listened to me but I was
treated like a number, not a human being.''
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Upon tasting his discovering, Dom Perignon, the blind French monk who invented champagne, exclaimed: "Brothers, come quick! I am tasting stars!"
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