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Bull Run Leaves Former Leader Out Of Pocket

By: PhantomPublished: 08/21/1999
 
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Former Australian prime minister Malcolm Fraser was ordered to pay more than A$400,000 (US$264,000) damages over an incident in 1994 when a runaway bull trampled a farming couple on his family's property.

The Fraser family was ordered to pay the money to Christopher and Glenys Tippett, who were trampled by a 800 kilogram (1,760 pound) Simmental bull during a cattle sale at the property in western Victoria state.

A South Australian court heard the bull, named Mountbatten,

charged between two temporary grandstands after catching sight of other bulls in a nearby paddock, the Australian Associated Press (AAP) reported.

The animal broke Christopher Tippett's leg and fractured his wife's arm and two ribs, the court heard.

South Australian Supreme Court judge David Wicks found the Frasers had breached their duty of care and were guilty of negligence.

AAP said Fraser, who was prime minister from 1975 to 1983, did not want to comment on the finding, but had earlier told the court he had been distressed by what he regarded as a freak and unforeseeable incident.

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