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Woman Awakens From Coma, Has Twins

By: PhantomPublished: 08/29/1999
 
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By Dan Whitcomb

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) -
A pregnant woman who spent nearly a month in a coma stunned doctors when she awakened unexpectedly three days after a priest gave her last rites, her doctor said Thursday.

Maria Lopez has since given birth to twins and could be on her way to a full recovery, John Frazee, a vascular neurosurgeon at the University of California Medical Center, told Reuters.

He said the case was "just a miracle.''

Frazee said Lopez slipped into a coma April 25 after complaining about headaches and nausea. Doctors found that a previously undiagnosed condition called an arteriovenous malformation had caused arteries in her brain to rupture.

After three weeks with no change in her condition, Frazee said, he advised her family to withdraw life support.

But as a priest prepared to give her last rites and a nurse suctioned her breathing tube, Frazee said, Lopez coughed and moved slightly.

While doctors saw those actions as a reflex, Frazee said, family members were convinced that she was preparing to emerge from the coma and asked that she be kept on life support. Several days later, Frazee said, Lopez stunned him by waking from her coma and responding to his commands. She slipped back into a coma several days later, then awoke again, apparently for good, and gave birth to healthy twins.

"Whether that initial cough was a sign from God I don't know, but it certainly saved her life, because it convinced her family to leave her on life-support,'' Frazee said.

The doctor said he could find no medical explanation for her recovery, which he would have considered impossible given the devastating nature of her brain injury.

"It's just a miracle,'' he said. "In 17 years this is the first patient I've ever had wake up from a coma under these conditions.''

Frazee said Lopez has continued to make "remarkable'' progress toward recovery and could be released to a rehabilitation facility as early as Monday.

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