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Bicyclist Is Victim of 6 Hit-and-Runs

By: Dirk SteelePublished: 11/21/1999
 
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I guess people don't stop for anything on the freeway these days, including a dead body.

Orlando, Fla - A bicyclist knocked off a highway overpass by a hit-and-run driver was repeatedly struck on the road below by other cars that scattered parts of his body for hundreds of feet.

Only one motorist stopped after getting a flat tire due to debris, police said.

Police estimate the man was struck by at least six vehicles.

His remains were spread along 375 fett of highway, police said. He was not immediately identified.

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im a biker (0 replies)
started by hellmo51
(12.23.2000 5:50:41 PM EST)

and this makes me sick u basterds

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(12.17.2000 3:30:02 PM EST)

That's a no shitter

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Yea you bike riders have the right to ride on the roads with cars.O yea first you buttmunches

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