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"A lot of people think it's going to take the mustard off the World Series. Well, the World Series will always have mustard on it. Anytime you're playing for that ring, there's going to be mustard involved."
— Releiver Lee Smith, when asked if interleague play had taken the "luster" off the World Series
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#18 A jellyfish is 95% water.
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Q. How can you piss off your wife while making love?
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 Bank Robber | | By: UpAllNight | Published: 12/17/1999 | | |  |
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MEMPHIS, Tennessee (AP) -- A blind man tried to rob
a bank as a security guard who helped him to the
teller's window stood nearby, police say.
Bruce Edward Hall, 48, entered the bank Tuesday,
accepted the guard's help, then gave a teller
a note demanding money, police said. The teller
mouthed, "It's a robbery" to a guard, then gave
Hall some money.
The guards stopped him as he walked away.
"It was the wildest thing," bank spokeswoman Kim
Cherry said.
Hall was not carrying a weapon. He was charged
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w0rd
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w0rd~*šiREnAš*~
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slut
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santochia
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she couldn't even pay for a blind date...so eat that shit
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she should have given him a stack of ones..."They just fuck you and they fuck you and they fuck you some more.
And just when you think they're done fucking you, that's when the real fucking starts"
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