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A unanimous Arkansas Supreme Court has thrown out the conviction of a man
arrested in his bedroom for drunken driving, court records showed.
A policeman tracked Michael Norris of Fayetteville, Arkansas, to his home after other motorists complained of a
hazardous driver identified as Norris. A woman opened the door to the officer, who went to Norris' bedroom and
arrested him after he failed a field sobriety test.
Norris appealed his conviction, citing his Fourth Amendment protection against unreasonable search and seizure. The
court agreed and dismissed the case in a ruling.
The court said society's interest in curtailing drunken driving did not nullify Norris' constitutional rights.
Drunk spelling by emt241141
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Anonymous Goofball
(10.23.2000 8:49:23 AM EST)
Only in America can someone like emt241141 spell so terribly and graduate to the next grade level on a technicality. You're driving us goofy.
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(10.11.2000 2:05:57 PM EST)
whazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzup?
Drunk Driveing
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started by
emt241141
(06.27.2000 1:11:50 AM EST)
Olny in America can a drunk be charged w/ dwi & get off on a tecnacality. M.A.D.D. is steaming as we speak.
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