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Standish, Mich. (AP) - The "cursing canoeist" was ordered
Monday to perform four days of community service and either pay
a $75 fine or spend three days in jail.
Timothy Boomer, 25, let loose with a stream of profanities
after falling out of a canoe last summer. A jury convicted him
in June of violating an 1897 Michigan law against cursing in
front of children.
District Judge Allen Yenior put the sentence on hold while
Boomer appeals his conviction.
the American Civil Liberties Union, which is representing
Boomer, contends his freedom of speech was violated.
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