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I once got an elephant drunk. She still wouldn't put
out.
Gauhati, India (AP) — Wild elephants broke into a cluster of
thatched huts, guzzled rice beer fermenting in casks and then
tore the village apart in a drunken rampage, trampling four
people to death and injuring six, a wildlife official said.
The her of 15 elephants descended on the village of
Prajapatibosti, 180 miles east of Gauhati, state capital of
northeastern Assam, elephant expert Kushal Konwar Sharma
said.
The elephants broke into the thatched huts with their trunks
and then began drink the rice beer, Sharma said.
The Naked CanuckEverybody is somebody else’s weirdo.
Imagine....
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started by
ChaopS
(11.07.2000 9:04:52 AM EST)
...the piss they're gonna take...TSUNAMI!!!!!!
Ugh!
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started by
Boogers4Sale
(11.07.2000 7:31:59 AM EST)
I'd hate to see their beer shits!
I wouldn't suck your cock if I was suffocating and there was oxygen in your balls!!!
NOT SUPRISING
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started by
HAYLEEJANE
(10.23.2000 8:05:02 PM EST)
EVERY LIVING CREATURE MUST GET STONED. (DRUNK IN THIS CASE)
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