Search
 


Advanced Search
 
Entire Site

Goofball Login

Username:

Password:

Remember Me?

»Preview
» Why Register?
»Register Now!
» Renew Now!
» Who's Online Now
» Log In Trouble?

 

Assorted Goofiness
College Humor
BakerMedia
Busted Tees
EHOWA
Fark
JokeDump
Mike's List
Ogrish
Zfilter

George W. Bush
 
"I would have to ask the questioner. I haven't had a chance to ask the questioners the question they've been questioning. On the other hand, I firmly believe she'll be a fine secretary of labor. And I've got confidence in Linda Chavez. She is a - she'll bring an interesting perspective to the Labor Department." - Austin, Texas, Jan. 8, 2001
 
 

Random Quote
 
"Permitted Vehicles Not Allowed"
— temporary road sign on side of US 27
 
 

Snapple Facts
 
#73 The average person spends 2 weeks of it's life waiting for a traffic light to change.
 
 

Yo Mama ...
 
is so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.
 
 

One Liners
 
Q. What do you get from a pampered cow?
A. Spoiled milk.
 
 


Fire-breathing Topless Woman Causes Power Outage

By: Dirk SteelePublished: 09/23/1999
 
Save article to file cabinet Send to a Friend Print this out

I can't think of anything to say about this one, I think it speaks for itself

P>Seattle, Washington (AP): - A fire- breathing woman danced topless on an electrical tower beside a freeway bridge for more than an hour this morning, snarling rush-hour traffic and forcing a power outage to 5,000 homes and businesses.

The 37-year-old Olympia woman donned a halter top and descended at the urging of police shortly before 9 a.m. She was arrested for investigation of criminal trespass and indecent exposure, police spokeswoman Carmen Best said.

The woman was first reported at 7:26 a.m. on a tower that carries electrical lines next to an interstate bridge over the Lake Washington Ship Canal. Wearing only shorts, she was gyrating, drinking vodka, spitting the liquor out of her mouth and lighting it on fire, Best said.

Seattle City Light cut power to protect the woman, leaving 5,000 customers without electricity.

Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?


More Stupid News...

 

Search
 
 
This Section

ARTICLE FORUM LIST  

You must register to participate in this discussion.
Prognosticator (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(11.27.2000 4:38:37 PM EST)

can I submit a joke on here somewhere?

gay (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(10.03.2000 7:48:23 PM EST)

this is gay just like goofball

party girl (1 reply)  
started by rj28103
(08.11.2000 4:27:58 PM EST)

does she do private partys

Goofball.com is not responsible for any content which individual users post. Goofball.com reserves the right to delete any content which it deems objectionable or in violation of any law or regulation.


Most Recent
College student files suit for $1.8M saying Las Vegas hooker didn't spend enough time with him
A New York college student who claims a Las Vegas hooker did not spend enough time making him happy has sued ...
01.21.2011

Man Gets Probation For Deer Sex
SUPERIOR, Wis. - A 20-year-old man received probation after he was convicted of having sexual contact with ...
01.12.2011

Want to Touch My Monkeys
A man with a mysterious bulge under his T-shirt was stopped, searched and detained at Mexico City's international airport after authorities found 18 tiny endangered monkeys in a girdle he was wearing ...
08.02.2010

Woman Says Bowel Caused Alleged Shoplifting
A woman arrested for shoplifting has blamed the crime on irritable bowel syndrome ...
08.01.2010

Rate This!

2.34 Goofballs of 5
367 Viewer(s) rated

Rating the content is for registered users only.

Section Features
  • Top Ranked Items
  • One Year Ago
    College student files suit for $1.8M saying Las Vegas hooker didn't spend enough time with him
    A New York college student who claims a Las Vegas hooker did not spend enough time making him happy has sued ...
    01.21.2011

    Man Gets Probation For Deer Sex
    SUPERIOR, Wis. - A 20-year-old man received probation after he was convicted of having sexual contact with ...
    01.12.2011

    Want to Touch My Monkeys
    A man with a mysterious bulge under his T-shirt was stopped, searched and detained at Mexico City's international airport after authorities found 18 tiny endangered monkeys in a girdle he was wearing ...
    08.02.2010

    Woman Says Bowel Caused Alleged Shoplifting
    A woman arrested for shoplifting has blamed the crime on irritable bowel syndrome ...
    08.01.2010

    Two Years Ago
    Transvestites On Trial For Theft
    SHANGHAI – Five Filipino transvestites have gone ...
    11.14.2009

    Woman Pleads Guilty In Road Rage / Salad Dressing Case
    BOISE, Idaho – An Idaho woman accused of ramming her ...
    11.13.2009

    Man Who Threw Feces In CA Courtroom Gets 31 Years
    A man who sneaked a bag of his feces into a San Diego courtroom during his home-invasion robbery trial, smeared it on his lawyer and threw it at jurors has been sentenced to 31 years in prison.
    10.28.2009

    Nude Man Accused Of Pounding On Cars On A Highway
    A man who told officers he was a ...
    10.11.2009

    Lookie Here!

    Goofball Facts
     
    The US Mint makes 13 billion pennies a year, half of which will disappear from circulation within 12 months. Each coin costs four-fifths of a cent to make.