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Great Balls Of Fire

By: luvly1Published: 07/20/2010
 
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MOSCOW, Russia -- There are some things you just don't do. But, apparently, no one told that to the Russian woman in the following story.

A woman set fire to her ex-husband's penis as he sat naked watching television and drinking vodka.

Asked if the man would make a full recovery, a police spokeswoman said it was "difficult to predict."

The attack climaxed three years of acrimonious enforced co-habitation. The couple divorced three years ago but continued to share a small flat, something common in Russia where property costs are very high.

"It was monstrously painful," the wounded ex-husband told Tvoi Den newspaper. "I was burning like a torch. I don't know what I did to deserve this."

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