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He Lifts Beer Keg With His Whiskers

By: PhantomPublished: 05/05/1999
 
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VILNIUS (Reuters)
A Lithuanian brewer put his 32-cm long (12.60 inches) beard to good use when he lifted a 41-kilogram (90.39 lb) barrel of his own homemade beer, the daily Lietuvos Rytas reported Friday.

Antanas Kontrimas, from the Western town of Telshiai, was already well-known in the small Baltic state for having Lithuania's longest beard.

The paper said that Kontrimas steeled himself for the challenge by downing a pint of beer beforehand. He pulled off his feat in front of the cameras of a morning television show.

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    Proud? (0 replies)
    started by ACoral
    (05.06.2001 8:01:48 AM EST)

    There are just somwtings you have to be proud of... is this one of them? hmmmm

    Let's party like it's...

    It would be great if (0 replies)  
    started by sted5
    (05.05.2001 3:34:48 AM EST)

    he did his beer lifting feat in front of the cameras and his face got torn off.

    chuckle.

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