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JERICA, Spain -- A 70-year-old man was gored to death by a bull running through village streets, its horns lit as part of a medieval festival.
The man ignored warnings as he crossed a street and placed himself in the path of the bull, which tossed him into the air.
Jerica, like many villages in the Valencia region, holds a summer festival in which a fighting bull is fitted with flaming balls of fat on its horns and set free. Thrill-seekers run along with it.
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YEAAAAAAA
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hardball
(06.30.2000 9:39:19 AM EST)
I can think of nothing funner than
people getting killed by animals they are mistreating.GO BULLS!!
Whats-a-mata-U?
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started by
garbagetime
(06.28.2000 4:27:49 PM EST)
You guys can't even get what was on fire right! Your caption says "Flaming Balls" as if the bulls testicles where on fire when the article says that the flaming balls where on the horns. What a bunch of morons at goofball.
70 years young
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NakedCanuck
(06.28.2000 10:33:30 AM EST)
with age doesn't always come reading ability.
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