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"The solid truth of the matter is, when you find—if you want to help heal the hurt, if you want to you hurt people—help people in pain, the best way to do so is to call upon the great strength of the country, which is the compassion of our fellow Americans."Source: FDCH Political Transcripts, "George W. Bush Delivers Remarks," Nov. 4, 2002
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"Men do not like to admit to even momentary imperfection. My husband forgot the code to turn off the alarm. When the police came, he wouldn't admit he'd forgotten the code, he turned himself in."
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#225 There are towns named Sandwich in Illinois and Massachusetts.
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so ugly when she cries the tears run up her face.
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Q: Did you hear about the male prostitute who got leprosy?
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 The Olympic Torch | | By: MRPIBB2000 | Published: 09/16/2000 | | |  |
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Sydney Lord Mayor Frank Sartor is hoping to receive the olympic torch at the town hall on thursday. He would prefer that, given the choice, to a sawed-off broom handle attached to a silver-painted tin and containing a pair of burning underpants.
That is what was handed to Pat Hills, one of his predecessors, when the torch last came to the city on its way to the 1956 Melbourne Olympics.
University student Barry Larkin pulled off the hoax, as a protest against the massive publicity surrounding the event.
Larkin, now a successful Sydney veterinarian, recalled that he set fire to the kerosene-soaked underwear in the home-made torch and was greeted by cheering crowds as he ran through the city just before the arrival of the real Olympic flame.
"I had a police escort with about six or seven motorcycles," he said.
"I finished up at Town Hall, went up the steps, gave the torch to Pat Hills and he was off into his speech... A lot of people didn't realize it was a hoax. By the time the real torch turned up, half the crowd had gone."
Sartor said he would be on the look-out for bogus torchbearers and blazing boxer shorts, but added philosophically: "We will take it in our stride if it happens."
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(09.23.2000 11:22:50 PM EST)
HaHA! Your'e the dumbest website [literally]I've ever seen!Stinkfart.
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burning undies huh...
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(09.17.2000 11:45:49 PM EST)
I'd make a speech tooRyan(the §uiŠideKĪng)
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