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LONDON, England -- A retired British mountaineer has presented a museum here with the five fingers and 10 toes he lost to frostbite while climbing Mount Everest.
Major Michael Lane, 55, who was part of the second British team to scale the mountain, presented his surprising donation to staff at the National Army Museum here, a museum spokesman said this week.
The museum told AFP it had approached him seeking items to commemorate his climb in 1976.
"I thought I would give them something really good, like my fingers and toes," said Lane. -- Sapa-AFP
Could I get a receipt for tax purposes? (Good thing I didn't freeze my ass off!)
There are just too damned many people in this world who will not be content with running their own miserable lives!
that whole thing was fucked up...
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SuicideKing
(10.22.2000 1:15:54 AM EST)
that climb was so fucked up, his friends on the face with him left him and went back down, not knowing if he was dead or not..when they could have looked a little more and found him before he sat in the snow for a whole night and his face and hands and feet turned black....by the way, another bizarre news, he was given a new nose, they engineered it..and let it grow on (get ready) his FOREHEAD, hahahah!!
I`LL BET THEY
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donut38
(10.22.2000 1:12:29 AM EST)
NEVER EXPECTED THAT DONATION
First
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estoude1
(10.22.2000 0:00:47 AM EST)
Like him, that's just lame.
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