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British Phone Firm Message Altered By Hacker
By: Anonymous
Published: 10/05/2004
LONDON - Customers of British cable firm NTL were subjected to a barrage of profanity after a malicious hacker or disgruntled employee changed the company's telephone service message, the Sun said in its Monday edition.
The newspaper reported that customers who called to report a fault with their service were told:
"You are through to NTL customer services. We don't give a **** about you. We are never here. We just **** you about, basically, and we are not going to handle any of your complaints. Just **** off and leave us alone."
NTL was unavailable for comment late on Sunday but the Sun said the message had now been changed and an NTL spokesman had apologised for the matter.
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My Personal favorite
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started by
obxbeachbum
(10.05.2004 11:19:18 PM EST)
Is....Please listen to all the choices because our menu items have changed. @#%k that and keep dialing operator until a human gets on.
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sounds
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started by
bigjohn2
(10.05.2004 7:48:51 PM EST)
like they were telling in like it really is....hahahaha
Well
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started by
thecritic
(10.05.2004 0:39:46 AM EST)
They can change it back if they want but the message was spot on. !!!
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