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"I'm also not very analytical. You know I don't spend a lot of time thinking about myself, about why I do things." —Bush, reassuring us that the wartime president of the most powerful nation on earth does not think too much Source: Federal Document Clearing House, "Roundtable Interview of the President by White House Press Pool," June 4, 2003 "I've got very good relations with President Mubarak and Crown Prince Abdullah and the King of Jordan, Gulf Coast countries." —Bush, confusing the Gulf Coast with the Persian Gulf Source: Public Papers of the Presidents, "Interview With Print Journalists," June 2, 2003
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"Guitar-groups have no future."
—EMI-manager for Beatles 1962
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#189 The Sahara Desert stretches father than the distance from California to New York.
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armpits so hairy looks like she got Buckwheat in a headlock!
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Q: What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
A: Wiped his ass.
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 Aussie Woman Swallows 320 Condoms Full Of Drugs | | By: Anonymous | Published: 06/29/2006 | | |  |
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SYDNEY - A woman who police allege swallowed 320 condoms full of heroin appeared in an Australian court on drugs charges on Sunday.
The 25-year-old Australian woman was stopped by Customs officials after she got off a flight from Singapore on June 18 on suspicion that she was concealing drugs internally, an Australian Federal Police spokeswoman said.
She was handed over to police and then taken to hospital, where she was kept until all the drug-filled condoms had passed out of her system.
The woman made a bail appearance in court on Sunday and remained in custody, the spokeswoman said.
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