Search
 


Advanced Search
 
Entire Site

Goofball Login

Cookies must be
enabled to log in

Username:

Password:

Remember Me?

»Preview
» Why Register?
»Register Now!
» Renew Now!
» Who's Online Now
» Log In Trouble?

 

Assorted Goofiness
BakerMedia
College Humor
EHOWA
Fark
JokeDump
Mike's List
Ogrish
Zfilter

S
upport Goofball.com

George W. Bush
 
"The California crunch really is the result of not enough power-generating plants and then not enough power to power the power of generating plants." - Interview with the New York Times, Jan. 14, 2001
 
 

Random Quote
 
"I've won at every level, except college and pro."
— Shaquille O'Neal, on his lack of championships
 
 

Snapple Facts
 
#126 A pigeon's feathers are heavier than its bones.
 
 

Yo Mama ...
 
is so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.
 
 

One Liners
 
Q: Why do drivers education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?
A: Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.
 
 


Don't Ban The Naked Lunch!

By: lee11Published: 12/29/2007
 
Save article to file cabinet Send to a Friend Print this out

GREENVILLE, Maine - "Naked Lunch" just doesn't sound appetizing to some people. A sandwich called the Skinny Dip, featuring sliced prime rib in a baguette roll, has been offered free of charge anyone willing to plunge naked from The Black Frog Restaurant's dock into a lake.

Since the free sandwich offer was introduced three years ago, owner Leigh Turner has found plenty of takers. "We've had two or three a week," he said.

But now the promotion is running into trouble: A patron apparently suggested to selectmen that the activity be banned.

The naked lunch issue surfaced this week when Town Manager John Simko presented the Black Frog's application to renew its liquor license. Simko said he had been approached about the nudity and suggested that Police Chief Scott MacMaster speak to the owner.

Turner did not attend the selectmen's meeting, but said he would remove the free lunch offer if asked to do so.

The skinny dip was typically done at night, no frontal nudity was exposed to customers and a towel was readily available, Turner said. "Most everybody applauded" after the plunge, Turner said.

Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?

Learn The Secrets Of Women And Dating
Related Links
  • Don Vito Margera
  • Don't Pee On An Electric Fence
  • Don't You Just Love Engrish?
  • Don't Touch Me
  • Don't Quit Your Day Job
  • Knock And Don't Run
  • Don't Mess With Granny
  • Crawl, Don't Crawl
  • Don't Spank That Baby
  • Don't Touch My Bone
  • Don't Just Lay There
  • Don't Feed The Doves
  • Big Girls Don't Cry
  • Don't Get Drunk
  • Don't Sneeze
  • Don't Blow Me
  • I Don't Remember This In The Olympics
  • Don't Mess With Farmers
  • This Hunter Just Don't Get It
  • Don't Drive That Boat Too Fast

  • More Stupid News...

     

    Search
     


    Advanced Search
     
    This Section

    START THE FIRST ARTICLE FORUM THREAD  

    You must register to participate in this discussion. There are no threads in this Article Forum yet. Please check back soon...

    Goofball.com is not responsible for any content which individual users post. Goofball.com reserves the right to delete any content which it deems objectionable or in violation of any law or regulation.


    Most Recent
    Cuffed, Booked For Not Paying Library Fines
    A Wisconsin woman has been arrested ...
    09.01.2008

    Woman Kills Husband With Folding Couch
    St Petersburg's Channel Five said the man's wife, upset with her husband for being drunk and refusing to get up, kicked a handle after an argument, activating a mechanism that folds the couch up against a wall.
    08.09.2008

    Brothel Offers Customers Gas Rebate
    Clients of the Shady Lady Ranch will get a $50 gas voucher if they fork out $300 -- worth about one hour's worth of services -- at the brothel in Beatty, Nevada, 130 miles northwest of Las Vegas.
    08.08.2008

    Naked Man Arrested After Hijacking Las Vegas Bus
    Maybe he lost his shirt at a casino. Police in Las Vegas say they arrested a naked man who stole a beer and then hijacked a bus several miles northeast of the Strip ...
    08.07.2008

    Rate This!

    2.03 Goofballs of 5
    33 Viewer(s) rated

    Rating the content is for registered users only.

    Section Features
  • Top Ranked Items
  • One Year Ago
    Nude Man In High Heels Causes Lockdown
    McMINNVILLE, Ore. - A man wearing nothing but women's ...
    06.25.2007

    Mom Teed Off By Urinating Drunk Golfers
    OAK RIDGE, Tenn. - A mother teed off by drunken golfers ...
    06.24.2007

    Grandma Finds Condom In McDonald's Bag
    WELLINGTON, New Zealand - A grandmother was alarmed ...
    06.23.2007

    Man Arrested For Driving Golf Cart Drunk
    In the spirit of golf season ... I was actually surprised that this wasn't Roger.
    06.04.2007

    Two Years Ago
    Sex Gadget Gets Man in Trouble at Airport
    Cook County prosecutors say a 29-year-old man traveling with his mother desperately didn't want her to know he'd packed a sexual aid for their trip to Turkey.
    09.03.2006

    Woman Crashes While Teaching Dog to Drive
    A woman in Hohhot Beijing, the capital of north China's Inner Mongolia region, crashed her car while giving her dog a driving lesson.
    09.02.2006

    Teattime Love Bite
    Was this the only way she was able to get him to make ...
    07.27.2006

    Kids' Show Host Fired Over 'Technical Virgin' Video
    The PBS Kids Sprout network has fired the host of "The Good Night Show" after learning she had appeared in videos called "Technical Virgin."
    07.25.2006

    Lookie Here!
    The Solo Joke Book

    Goofball Facts
     
    The worlds oldest piece of chewing gum is over 9000 years old.