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SUPERIOR, Wis. - A 20-year-old man received probation after he was convicted of having sexual contact with a dead deer.
The sentence also requires Bryan James Hathaway to be evaluated as a sex offender and treated at the Institute for
Psychological and Sexual Health in Duluth, Minn.
"The state believes that particular place is the best to provide treatment for the individual," Assistant District Attorney Jim
Boughner said.
Hathaway's probation will be served at the same time as a nine-month jail sentence he received in February for violating his
extended supervision.
He was found guilty in April 2005 of felony mistreatment of an animal after he killed a horse with the intention of having
sex with it. He was sentenced to 18 months in jail and two years of extended supervision on that charge as well as six
years of probation for taking and driving a vehicle without the owner's consent.
Hathaway pleaded no contest earlier this month to misdemeanor mistreatment of an animal for the incident involving the
deer. He was sentenced Tuesday in Douglas County Circuit Court.
"The type of behavior is disturbing," Judge Michael Lucci said. "It's disturbing to the public. It's disturbing to the court."
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