"We are in the process of helping them implement a strategy which is was described to us in Aqaba as to how the Palestinian Authority want to reconstitute a security force in order to make sure the terrorists, the haters of peace, those who can't stand freedom do not have their way in the Middle East." —Bush, on smoothing some of the bumps in the road to peace in the Middle East Source: The White House, "President Believes Peace in Middle East is Achievable: Remarks by the President to the Travel Pool," June 15, 2003
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DES MOINES, Iowa - A woman who police say assaulted people with a hammer while she was naked was arrested on a
variety of charges, including assault and obstruction of emergency communications.
Satin Delfrano, 32, of Des Moines was arrested on Sunday after police were called to a complaint of a woman armed with
a hammer assaulting three other women.
Officers went to an upstairs bedroom and found Delfrano.
They allowed her to get dressed and then handcuffed her and led her outside.
Delfrano tried to walk away on her knees and kicked an officer in the leg, injuring the officer, police said.
Delfrano also was charged with assault of a police officer, third-degree criminal mischief and disorderly conduct.
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