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Another Lesson In Crime Doesn´t Pay

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 06/12/2000
 
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DETROIT, MI - A woman suspected of shoplifting was crushed to death on Wednesday when after hiding in a garbage compactor. After being detained by guards at a Value Village store the woman took an unguarded opportunity to run. Officer Glen Woods said. I guess the first place she ran to hide was the compactor, he said. Once she jumped in, she triggered the machine. The compactor starts automatically when it senses a certain weight.

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Pop goes the weasel!! (0 replies)
started by RichardCranium
(06.17.2000 11:12:53 PM EST)

So do you call the Para-medics, or the garbage collectors?

Richard Cranium

Come in, Threepio! (0 replies)
started by spankboy
(06.16.2000 1:35:14 AM EST)

Shut down all the garbage mashers on the detention level, do you copy? ...Listen to them Artoo, they're dying!

...and now, I shall masturbate.

yo mamma (0 replies)
started by barney
(06.13.2000 1:05:23 PM EST)

this should be a yo mamma is so fat joke

barney

Compressed & Filed (0 replies)
started by DaBoneDaddy
(06.12.2000 3:25:25 PM EST)

She Should Be Nominated For The Darwin Award.

Seez Nutz Bitch (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(06.12.2000 12:26:09 PM EST)

I bet it was a stupid nigger.

I BET (0 replies)
started by slickster
(06.12.2000 11:07:16 AM EST)

She was black, only they can do something that stupid

slick

HAHAHAHA (0 replies)
started by Luckyred
(06.12.2000 7:53:34 AM EST)

Thats fucken cool

YEEEEHAW! (1 reply)
started by XorsistXtreme
(06.12.2000 2:04:14 AM EST)

Who in their right minds would steal for value village? Anyone who steals from value village deserves to die in a trash compactor. hehe stupid white trash hicks.

HELLO?!?!? (1 reply)
started by Carewser
(06.12.2000 0:55:04 AM EST)

what the FUCK are you talking about Oliver?!?!?!? That's what the article said-a garbage compactor trash compactor/garbage compactor-same thing!

Correct me if I'm wrong... (0 replies)  
started by OliverClozoff
(06.12.2000 0:23:50 AM EST)

...but isn't that what trash compactors are for?

;o)

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