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MUNICH - In an effort to postpone reality, an elderly German woman kept her dead husband in bed for four months. The husband´s sister became suspicious when she repeatedly called the house, and the wife told her that he did not want to see any visitors. The sister eventually called the police and they confirmed that the 76-year-old man had died of natural causes. Previous to this discovery, in 1998 a man from Hamburg was found sitting in front of his television; he had been dead for five years.
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dude i cant belive that
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Anonymous Goofball
(05.03.2001 1:21:38 PM EST)
How could someone be dead for 5 years and no one noticed!thast foked up!damm O well thats weird good site!
*~*minnesota teen!*~*
this sux
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started by
XPoc2427
(01.03.2001 9:18:21 AM EST)
do not read this this joke is not funny it is the exact opposite it sux!!!!!
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