Faulty Vibrator Gets Woman Shook Up
By: BizarreNews	Published: 10/09/2000
ENGLAND - A middle-aged woman was frightened by things that went bump in the night and called the police. However, her face later turned red in embarrassment when police discovered that the menacing sound was coming from the woman´s sex toy going off in her bedside cabinet. According to a police spokesperson, the woman was genuinely frightened and it was hard for the officers to keep a straight face when they realized what the sound was. Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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Idiot woman... (0 replies) started by o0maxpower0o (03.12.2001 8:31:27 PM EST) You think she'd have turned it off before putting it away... how dumb can you get?

N.Y. METS fan's (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (11.07.2000 6:52:38 PM EST) Do you know the definition of the word METS? If not here it is. My Entire Team Sucks. Losers

just as smart (0 replies) started by forsakenchild (10.14.2000 2:08:45 AM EST) AlGore makes the woman seem intelligent. 'staring at the clock.... AlGore wondered where the ticking noise was coming from'

hillarious (0 replies) started by rbabajanov (10.12.2000 7:07:15 PM EST) the vibrator incident was hillarious see ya later

It was just lonely.... (0 replies) started by SuicideKing (10.11.2000 1:14:10 PM EST) trying to get her attention from the drawer...a meek little whisper "Bzzzzzzzzz, play with meeee!! Play with meeeeeee!!!! Bzzzzzzzzzzz" ThË §ûÏçîÐê KïÑG He just keeps going, and going, and going....

AlGore Sucks Dick (2 replies) started by greenapplesplatters (10.10.2000 10:55:31 PM EST) AlGore is a dickless twit.

ALGORE SUCKS (2 replies) started by jamestkirk (10.10.2000 10:32:52 PM EST) Someone should tell the moron that puts those Dan Quale quotes up that he is no longer in office and that we have a true idiot as vice president with plenty of stupid quotes. Algore is so stupid he makes Homer Simpson look like a rocket scientist. GOD HELP US IF HE WINS! BUT HE WON'T jamesjenson

cool (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (10.10.2000 8:52:13 PM EST) I'm first

Fuck you Annonymous (0 replies) started by RedDwarfe (10.10.2000 1:32:49 PM EST) Blow me dickwad Im not as think, as you drunk i am!

fuck canada (2 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (10.10.2000 11:55:30 AM EST) canadians are the stupidest fuckers around

Cool Man (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (10.10.2000 9:27:31 AM EST) I think it is cool, but a real dick isn't bumbling

FUCK BRITTS (6 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (10.10.2000 9:10:42 AM EST) THE BRITISH ARE THE BIGGEST SHOWER OF TOSSERS IN THE WHOLE FUCKIN UNIVERSE. THEY KEEP GOING ON ABOUT WINNING THE 1966 WORLD CUP & I'VE SEEN CHILDREN PLAY BETTER FOOTBALL THAN THE WANKERS! THE QUEEN BLOWS CHIMPS IN HER SPARE TIME. AND NO OTHER COUNTRY IS MORE HATED BY THE WORLD THAN BRITAN AND ITS NATION OF INBRED,FUCK FACED,GOBSHITS!!!!!!!SUCK MY COCK BRITAN!UP THE IRA-FUCK PEASE LETS GET 'EM BOYS!!!

Flight (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (10.09.2000 10:44:02 AM EST) The same thing once happen to a flight attendent. While the flight was still on the gate another attendent heard a strange noise coming from the coat room. They called the bomb sqd. The bad was taken off the plane to be check. Inside they found the vibrator. Needless to say she never could live it down.

Sound like... (1 reply) started by MissPK (10.09.2000 10:03:38 AM EST) ...an excellent reason to call in a whole force of men! :-) *wink,giggle,blush*

Say what? (0 replies) started by tjshere (10.09.2000 5:33:28 AM EST) If she doesn't even know the sound of her own vibrator, my guess is she's been sucking on it too much and her brain is scrambled. Trust me, I'm old.....but who am I and why am I here?

Toy story... (2 replies) started by oliverclozoff (10.09.2000 1:51:30 AM EST) ...starring Buzz and Woody! Take time to stop and smell the panties.

The... (0 replies) started by mizike (10.09.2000 0:12:50 AM EST) British are stupid. I think I'm gonna puke...

Wow (0 replies)   started by toadwart (10.09.2000 0:06:36 AM EST) She must've had something good. It couldn't wait to get back inside her.... I'm working on my $econd million. The fir$t i$ too hard.

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