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Preemie Baby Proves Good Things Come in Small Packages
OAK LAWN, Illinois - An infant who was no bigger than a can of soda when she entered the world spent her first full day out of the hospital last Wednesday. Mia Medina tipped the scales at just 1 pound 1 ounce when she was born March 13, 18 weeks premature, at Advocate Christ Medical Center in Oak Lawn, Ill. She had not been expected to live. But doctors put Mia on a respirator and fed her intravenously. Her parents were unable to hold her until she was 2 months old. She´s got a strong will, her father, Ric Medina, told reporters. Mia is not the smallest baby to survive. The Guinness Book of World Records cites a 10-ounce baby born at 18 weeks in 1989 at Loyola University Medical Center in Maywood, Ill.
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