RUSSIA - A 30-year-old Russian couple will think twice from now on before having sausage with their pancakes. The woman was evidentially performing oral sex on her boyfriend while he was frying pancakes in their kitchen. The tragedy occurred when he dropped the cast-iron pan on her head. The intense pain caused her to involuntarily grit her teeth. As a result, the man is being treated for severe bite wounds on his penis, while his partner suffered a concussion.
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hey baby
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wsensinger
(04.11.2001 4:21:08 PM EST)
any chicks around here??
TO: shut the fuck up
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Anonymous Goofball
(04.06.2001 10:49:07 PM EST)
It sounds like your the bitch that was giving that russian that BLOW JOB
shut the fuck up
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mooro100
(04.06.2001 4:36:35 PM EST)
if u don't like it don't read it and fuck of u silly git's
Commie Fuck
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Anonymous Goofball
(04.04.2001 11:43:32 AM EST)
Too bad the dumb fuck wasn't that brutal in Afganistan. They might have won that war. Your supposed to hit the rag in the head AFTER you cum on her face!!!
Good!!!
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Anonymous Goofball
(04.04.2001 8:28:21 AM EST)
It figures, fucken communist can't
even give a good blow job. I wish I
was there to see the lump on her ugly head and the cut on his tiny
dick!!!!
DUMB
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wally143
(04.03.2001 11:12:06 PM EST)
You hear it once you have herd it a million and one times, get better articles
WTF
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thepoker
(03.19.2001 10:07:27 AM EST)
Doesn't anyone kinda monitor these stories before posting them? I mean the same story 2 times within a week is just pathetic.....
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brahmazone
(03.19.2001 1:02:58 AM EST)
Old *AND* Lame!
President, American Association of Amateur Gynecologists
FIRST
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MeMNoCH
(03.19.2001 0:08:32 AM EST)
HAHA
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