"Then I went for a run with the other dog and just walked. And I started thinking about a lot of things. I was able to - I can't remember what it was. Oh, the inaugural speech, started thinking through that." - Pre-inaugural interview with U.S. News & World Report, Jan. 22, 2001 issue
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Yo Mama ...
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Q: What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half mast? A: They're hiring.
BANGKOK, Thailand - Thai researchers have succeeded in generating electricity from natural gas made from elephant dung. It has been found that when the excrement is fermented, it can produce natural gas suitable for use as cooking gas (how appetizing) or feedstock for an electric generator. An elephant produces 88 to 110 pounds of excrement a day - enough to produce cooking gas for a family of two or three, according to the ministry.
You wake up to the smell of burning dung patties in the morning!
Don't sweat the petty stuff, but always pet the sweaty stuff.
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